Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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