Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
