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so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.

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(614): View more from Ohio

Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?

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(803): View more from South Carolina

It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.

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(434): View more from Virginia

i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome

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(336): View more from North Carolina

Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.

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(518): View more from New York

Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future

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(480): View more from Arizona

I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.

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(928): View more from Arizona

The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.

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(210): View more from Texas

Anything special planned for Valentines Day?

(310): View more from California

Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?

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