THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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