that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
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