summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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