So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
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