Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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