Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
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