There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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