I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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