I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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