with your own penis?
I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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