Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
Randomize
