He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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