Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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