I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Please don't give away my fajitas
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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