did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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