just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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