I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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