i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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