i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
Randomize
