Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
dude. I can hear the air.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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