butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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