i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I take back everything I said about communal showers
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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