butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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