Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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