She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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