if you like me you must not know who I am
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Say something about gay babies.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
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