No awkward lesbian experiences without me
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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