Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Randomize
