Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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