Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
The best walk of shames are on the highway
Randomize
