Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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