What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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