So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
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