i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Randomize
