Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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