He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Randomize
