Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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