check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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