Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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