Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
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