You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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