I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
We have started to decorate penises.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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