They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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