used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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