This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
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