Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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