Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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